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I think I could make you very happy. (Ooh why? Are you leaving?)
The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the wor...
Do you need a prayer? Because I'm more than willing to lay hands on you.
How did you get to be so beautiful? (I must've been given your share)
If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!
Don't walk into that building, the smoke alarm might go off!
Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.
Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Sorry, but you owe me a drink.... Why?.... Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
If Princess Toadstool looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
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If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you.
Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!
Do you have a library card? Because I want to check you out.
I have got the F, the C, and the K All I need is U.
I am conducting a field test of how many women have pierced nipples.
I like my ladies the way i like my peanut butter... CHUNKY!
The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the wor...
Sorry, but you owe me a drink.... Why?.... Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
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